11 September 2015

2015: Dad Jokes Lying and Anti-Love

ADDED: 13.07.2021
CONTENT: 2015, Gone Unsupervised, long scripts, completed

I literally RP'd with myself on a Minecraft creative server.

Jaqui: So Pete and Repeat were sitting on a fence. Pete fell down and who was left?
Felix: NO.
Jaqui: See? The stars were right you are the easiest to annoy aha
Felix: No.
Leon: Oh. Ive The Classic. Jaqui, You do this with me 'k?
Jaqui: Leon I'm hungry
Leon: Hi hungry I'm Leon
Felix: I swear to freaking god if you carry on with this YOU WILL DIE
Jaqui: No, Leon I'm serious
Leon: No, I thought your name was hungry
Jaqui: You're kidding, right?
Leon: No, I'm Leon
Felix: YOU SHALL BOTH DIE 
Jaqui: You can't kill me, I'm your one and only friend
Grace: Lol haha Felix go kill Jaqui now
Felix: Hell nah *high fives jaqui*
Jaqui: Grace now you shall die
Grace: Hell nah, youre my son
Jaqui: No. I shall make  you disown me
Jaqui shoves an entire chocolate bar into Grace's mouth
Grace: I have disowned you
Grace: Now You Shall DIe
Jaqui is already gone. She ran away to the circus
Eric: You liar Jaqui did not run away to the circus
Leon: Eric u  r a poo
Grace: Dada
Eric: Your father has come. Say hello to your father
Grace: hello eric you are one year older than me and yet you are my father
Leon: This proves eric is a liar
Eric: I am not a liar you idiot
Eric: I am eric
Eric: Now bibi
Jaqui: Hello I have arrived from the circus
Grace: U big poo
Jaqui: *GASP*
Grace: yes u poo
Ben: oH nO
Ben 2.0: oMG yOU gUYS i jUST pOOPED mY hEART oUT 
Ben: Wow liar
Barley: So many liars. Facinating
Ben: Barley you liar you are not facinated
Barley: ;-;
Ben: Ben you liar you did not poop your heart out
Ben 2.0: I SOO DID  see?! *shoves his heart into someone's mouth*
______: ew whos heart is this
Ben 2.0: mineeeeeeeeeeee
Melanie: WHY YOU PUT A HEART IN MY MOUTH
French: *GASP* MELANIE?!
Ben 2.0: oH iM sORRY
Dustine: I can eat a heart,
Eric: Gaah Dust Go Away
Dustine: wth bro
Leon: Dust you like literally eat everyting
Dustine: No I don't
Barley: SHe doesn't :(
Barley: I have a spare lolly, you want?
Dustine: Sure.
Melanie: *takes out book of ships*
Felix: *takes the book of ships*
Felix: Yuck why am i shipped with Leon. And French. And Jaqui. And Eric. And Ben. And Aries who's that. 
Leon: What
Melanie: I did not write that.
Felix: YOU DID
fELIX: yOU sEE iTS yOUR hAND wRITING 
Jaqui: I. Actually. Do. Ship. Those. Dang. It.
Felix: Jaqui you will die
Jaqui: I will die. No. And btw I don't ship myself with you. +1000000pts
Grace: Make jaqui die please
French: *plays darude sandstorm*
Leon: Thanks to you I am deaf
French: Hello Leon You Are Not Deaf
Leon: Yes I Am
French: Lol you responded so technacly you are not deaf
Stranger: Hello :D
Marina: Hello
Eric: Stop saying hi to strangers I mean youve already befriended like 1000000 peole today
Marina: sorry...
Ben 2.0: *switching channels on the tv* why so much
Ben: So much of what
Ben 2.0: yuck kisses yuck hugs yuck romance
Ben 2.0: Let me die pls
Ben: sure thing lol
Grace: Ben none of your jokes are funny
Felix: Theyre all so dry
LEon: Seriously ben try reading more joke books
Ben: Shat ap
Ben: you dont know my humour
Jaqui: ulululu
Felix: See that's funny unlike you ben
Ben: What
Ben: That was nothing it was just ulululu
Felix: Well its only funny when jaqui does it
Marina: WHY CONFLICT EVERYWHERE WHY 
Felix: You know. There are twelve people in this house WHAT DID YOU EXPECT Y-YOU-YOU AIRHEAD
Marina: ... Q-Q
Eric: WOW LOOK YOU MADE HER CRY BRAVO FELIX 
Felix: No I didn't
Marina: :'(
Felix: Oh never mind she really is crying oh jeez jeez what do i do now
Felix: QUICK LEON make her smile.
Leon: Why me?
Felix: JUST DO IT.
Leon: Dont even
Felix: DONT LET YOUR DEAMS BE DREAMS
Marina: lol
Felix: Oh look you made her smile good job
Leon: I barely did anything lol
Leon: Imma make her smile like you did *pushes eric out the window* haha
Marina: :(
FElix: Wow leon you made her sad. Eric feel free to murder him in his sleep
Eric: Ive had dreams of killing leon in his sleep
Felix: JUST DO IT.
Leon: No not again.
Felix: DONT LET YOUR DREAMS BE DREAMS
Leon: can i die now pls
Eric: Sure thing lol
French: Guys i think im deaf
Leon: you made everyone deaf by playing that darude sandstorm
Dustine: Have any more of that candy if not where can i buy that
Barley: i dunno my mum just bought it for me yesterday ^^;
Dustine: :(
Eric: Gaah dust no one likes you
Barley: hey youre my friend and dust is my friend too cant we all just get along
Eric: NO.
Marina: Yes we can all get along it just takes time
Felix: ACTUALLY NO Conflict is important because IT ACTUALLY GOT ME A BEST FRIEND
Marina: ... Q-Q
Eric: Bravo FElix you did it again
Ben: Pete and repeat were sitting on a fence pete fell down who was left
Ben: No
Ben: that was a bad joke whoops no
Melanie: I'm telling you, Ben, Looking up Dad JOkes on the internet won't make you any funnier
Ben: Fine what do i look up then
Melanie: You learn from the funnier
Melanie: E.g. Jaqui or Grace
Jaqui: Lol Grace I'm Funnier Than You
Grace: how
Jaqui: WAtermelon said me first
Melanie; Shut up jaqui im not a melon
Felix: AH HAHAHAHAHA
Ben 2.0: Lol
Ben: How do they do that
Ben 2.0: *puts down book* Oh God Even 12-year olds freak out if theyre not in a relationship wth
JAqui: None of us are in love and love is gross
Ben 2.0: Tru
Jaqui: Love is really really gross
Ben 2.0: How could people like the idea of it like wth
Eric: ...
Dustine: I'm in love with food wth bro
Barley: So am i!!!!! >u<
Jaqui: And felix is the oldest and he still hasnt found love lol Great Job Felix
Felix: Thank you UwU
Ben 2.0: Yes amazing job felix
French: aha leon is in love with himself lol
Leon: nope
Eric: ... why are we talking about this
Ben 2.0: WElcome to this conversation Eric
Eric: ... O///O sstop stop stop pls love is not good were too young
Marina: Aha nice excuse xD
Eric: THIS IS NOT AN EXCUSE
LeoN: You can not leave this conversation anymore you are stuck in this forever
Eric: I HATE YOU
Leon: Course
Melanie: Why are we talking about love why
Jaqui: Nice you hate the idea of love too good job
Grace: Love is a terrible thing you know you must be proud, melanie
Eric: O///O STOP THIS TALK NOW. pls pls plsssssssss
Melanie: Actually love is not bad. I have a book of ships
Eric: SO YOU ARE SAYING YOU HAVE A BOOK OF MADE UP COUPLES
Melanie: Yes, ANd  you are shipped withh--
Eric: dont
Felix: Actuallly, lets stop this (anti-) love talk this is boring
Jaqui: Oke sure
Ben 2.0: Whatevs
Grace: Now ben tell us a joke
Ben: Melanie make me a sandwitch
Melanie: Poof now youre a sandwitch-- WAIT THIS IS A DAD JOKE 
Ben: haha
Eric: Lol that actually made me laugh
FElix: Niceeeeee
Jaqui: You made someone laugh. shocker
Ben: SHUT UP
Eric: Ben you made me laugh and i am happy
Leon: i even took his video camera and recorded the entire thing
Eric: WHAT
Eric: YOU WILL DIE
Leon: Lol eric im to good for death at this time
Eric: OH LOOK its aready beed a seconds and this is the time of your death
Leon: No it's not
Leon: You know Ive a vacuum cleaner with me and i can hit you with it whenever
Eric: please do
Eric: I have water. i can blow it up. We will both die so yea
Melanie: You meant all twelve of us. This is a 12-person suicide plan so please don't kill eachother
Marina: Yay for peace!! ^^
Felix: Booo for peace
Marina: Please felix why do you do this
Felix: Because I do whatever I want. Now friend, please let me be
Ben 2.0: Yay for rebellion!! ^^
Ben: Are you serious
Ben 2.0: No I'm ben
Felix: WHY DAD JOKES WHY

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