ADDED: 15.06.2021
CONTENT: Zodiacs, long scripts, completed
Virgo, Scorpio and Sagittarius robbing a bank. A very wacky story. I literally "puked" on the keyboard for this one.
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This story was actually made by three people lol
I'll make the they did in Italic XD [2021: No longer applicable since I pasted this script as plain text]
And also, the personalities are based off people I know :3
Virgo Scorps and Sag robbing a bank
It is late at night and Scorp Virgo and Sag decide to rob the bank. They've successfully made it through without getting caught by anyone. They should be good to go.
Scorpio: *picks lock*
Virgo: *waits*
Scorpio: Okay, Virgo, how about you check on Sag to see if they're still on guard
Virgo: Right away *turns around to check Sag*
Sagittarius: Ay, bro I'm alright :3
Virgo: Great!! :D
Scorpio: I managed to open it, guys!! :O
Virgo: *goes to Scorpio and grabs out a bag*
Scorpio: You ready?
Virgo: Ya.
Scorpio: Go, go go, grab the money!! :D
Virgo: *goes in* *puts money in the bag*
Sagittarius: *hears siren* Oh jeez oh jeez oh jeez I hear something :OOOO
Scorpio: Oh no, I think they've already spotted us!! :OOOOO
Virgo: What?
Scorpio: I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH MONEY WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!1!!1!!!!!!111111!!!!!!]
Virgo: *gets out*
Scorpio: COME ON YOU GUYS WE NEED TO GET OUT OF PLACE!! :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THEY ALL GO OUT OF THE BUILDINGYAYAYAYAYA
Scorpio and Virgo: *goes into some car they used to get there*
Police: HANDS UP
Sagittarius: *puts hands up*
Scorpio: SAG!! WTH ARE YOU DOINGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111
Sagittarius: *backs away* NOOOOPE NOOOOPE NOOOOPE NOOPE *Begins to run*
Scorpio: COME ON YOU IDIOT!! *runs to sag and grabs their arm* *runs to the car* *throws sag in the car* *drives away*
Virgo: *counts money* Heck yea.
Sagittarius: How much?
Virgo: Exactly $1,928,374,617,274,638
Sagittarius: HECK YEA
[EPIC INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS]
Scorpio: Sheet the police is chasing us QAQ
Virgo: SAG TRY DO WHATEVER YOU CAN TO KEEP THEM AWAY!! :OOOO
Sagittarius: OKIE! *sticks head/half their body out the window* *gets bow and arrow* *shoots at police cars* GET AWAY FROM US!! WE NEED THAT MONEY!!!
Scorpio: You help too, okay?
Virgo: But who'll keep the money safe?!
Scorpio: Fine.
Sagittarius: YOU GUYSS?? THE POLICE WON'T GET AWAY!!! OAO
Cancer: *jumps onto the car*
Virgo: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE HECKKKKK?!?!?!?!?!???!?!? HOWD YOU GET HERE?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?
Cancer: You need some help, Sag??
Sagittarius: Lol yea m8
Virgo: >:(
Cancer: *thows smoke bomb at police cars*
KABOOM!! SMOKE GOES EVERYWHERE!! :OOOOOO
DUBSTEP PLAYS, SUNGLASSES FALL ON CANCER'S FACE
THIS IS SOOOO EPICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Virgo: *GASP* HECK YEA!! :DDDDD
Scorpio: Great. They're gone :3
Sagittarius: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD hold on hold on. Wait. There's - oh no - one, no six, no three, no two, no thirteen, no one, no--
Scorpio: SHUT UP!!
Virgo:SHUT UP AND DRIVVVVVE SCORPIO!!!!! you're gonna kill us all
Sagittarius: YA SCORPS, YOU WANT US TO DIE??
Scorpio: Ya
scorpio crashes the car and everyone dies
lol jk
Scorpio: But I still want you guys alive, k?
Virgo: HOLY SHWEET!! A WALL!! WE'RE GONNA CRASHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
Sagittarius: whoaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Scorpio: shweet!!!!!! *turns car*
Sagittarius: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 >w<
Everyone: *cheers*
...silence...
Virgo: WHOA. HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
Sagittarius: What?
Virgo: THAT WAS THE WALL WHERE THAT PORTAL THING IS ACTIVATED!!!1 THAT'S THE PLACE WHERE WE TELEPORT BACK TO THE ZODIAC WORLD!!
Scorpio: VIRGO?!
Virgo: WHAT?!
Scorpio: YOU TOLD ME NOT TO CRASH INTO THAT WALL!!
Cancer: Oh noouuuuuu!! QAQ
Virgo: Sheet.
Sagittarius: Dangggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
Virgo: But YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
Cancer and Sagittarius: What?
Virgo: THAT MEANS WE HAVE TO GO BACK!! SCORPIO YOU GOTTA TURN AROUND!!!! :OOOOO
Scorpio: Mate. The police are still chasing us.
Virgo: I've an idea, we don't turn around straight away, we do a massive Uturn
Scorpio: Roger. *Turns left or something*
Virgo: Haha! Yea!! :DDDD
Cancer: Whoa, where are we going??
Sagittarius: WHOA!! BRO. I THOUGHT YOU FELL OFF WHEN WE DID THAT ROUGH TURN BEFORE THAT AIRHEAD OVER THERE TOLD US TO TURN THINKING WE WERE GONNA CRASH, ESPECIALLY THAT YOU'RE ON TOP OF THE CAR!! :OOOOOOOOOOOO
Virgo: DO YOU WANT BLOOD TO SPILL, SAGGI?
Sagittarius: Nope. OuO'
Cancer: Oh! And Sag, to answer your question, I don't know, to be honest.
Virgo: AND BESIDES, GEMGEM LIBRUH AND AQUA ARE THE REAL AIRHEADS.
Sagittarius: Ohhh yea!! :D
Scorpio: WHOAAA. YOU GUYS. FAST FOOD PLACE. GET READY.
Sagittarius: Drive thru?
Virgo: Yea. Drive thru. ... How about I choose the food for you? I'm amazing at that. ... Wait. WHAT ABOUT THE POLICE?!?!?!?!?!
Cancer: Don't wory, we've lost them :)
Virgo: Hold on, hold on, wouldn't the fast food place be closed?
Scorpio: It looks like it's open... There are a bunch or cars parked, there,
Sagittarius: Okay, looks like we'll be good to go!! :DDDDDD
Scorpio: *drives to the fast food place*
Virgo: CANCER GET INTO THE CAR RIGHT NOW.
Cancer: *gets into the car* Yo, Virgo, can I go on top after we get the food?? It's funnnnnnn!!! :D (LYRIC WARNING) F is for friends who do stuff together...
Assistant: Good, late evening, what would you want?
Scorpio: I-we would like--
Sagittarius: OMG I WOULD LIKE A MASSIVE CHEESEBURGER.
Virgo: NO NO NO. TRY LARGE FRIES INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
Cancer: N is for everywhere and everywhere we go,
Scorpio: Shut up
Virgo: SAGITTARIUS YOU CAN NOT TAKE ALL THE FRIES FOR YOURSELF
Sagittarius: WELL, NO ONE SAID I COULDN'T HOG ALL THE FRIES,
Scorpio: Please.
Virgo: DO YOU WANT BLOOD TO SPILL?!
Sagittarius: ACTUALLY, YES. I DO.
Cancer: I had a little cheeseburger he was my only firend...
Virgo: YOU KNOW SAG, I HAVE A BUTTER KNIFE WITH ME AND I'M NOT AFRIAD TO USE IT
Sagittarius: COME AT ME BR--
Scorpio: SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111111111111 I'M LIKE THE MOTHER OF THIS GROUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111
Cancer: b-but the stars said I was the motherly one...
Scorpio: K.
Cancer: YOUUUUUUUUUUUU GUYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSCORPIOOOOOOOOO WANTS YOU GUYS TO SSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO I WANT COKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Scorpio: Sorry, um... excuse my friends back there,
Assistant: Okay, so you wanted large fries, a burger and a can of coke?
Scorpio: ... YOU ACTUALLY PAYED ATTENTION TO THOSE MORONS?!?!
Assistant: Yea :3
Virgo: DO YOU WANT BLOOD TO SPILL, SCORPIO??!?!?!?!
Scorpio: You already said that around three times today.
Virgo: Pfft, so what?
Assistant: That would be $9.00 please :)
Scorpio: Virgo, MONEY PLEASE??
Virgo: FINE!! O^O (dammit Scorpio now we have $1,928,374,617,274,629 left) *gives Scorpio $9*
Scorpio: Thank you, blood-spiller *takes money*
Virgo: EXCUSE ME?!
Sagittarius: :DD Blood-spiller finally didn't say "DO YOU WAN'T BLOOD TO SPILL" again!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Virgo:*growls*
Aquarius: *jumps in side the car*
Sagittarius: YO!! AQUAA!! BRO!!!
Aquarius:SAG!! MY BABY!! I LOVE YOU TO HEAVEN AND BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111
Saggitarius: What.
Aquarius:You heard right my love.....
Sagittarius: Aqua. WHat happened to you.
Aquarius: I'M YOUR BIGGEST FANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q 7 Q
Scorpio: Someone get this creep out the car please.
Virgo: OmgItsGonnaTurnIntoMyActualOmgOmgOmg
Scorpio: Shut up Virgo. You have no right to ship people in real life
Assistant: Here's your food. :)
Cancer: *GASP* FOOD!!! :DDDD
Virgo: You sound like Taurus, please stop.
Scorpio: *drives out of the fast food place*
Virgo: Cancer, you can get on top of the car now
Cancer:YAY!!!!11111!!!!!
Aquarius:you can go on top the car I'm staying right here with my baby Sag <333333333
Aquarius:*jumps beside sag and cudddles with her*
Virgo:OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!! YOU TWO SOO CUTE TOGETHER *screaming*
Sagittarius: HUGGIES!! :DDD
Scorpio:MY EYES ARE BLEEDING!!11!
Virgo:AWWWW SO CUTE!!!!*dies*
Virgo:*resurrects*I'm Jesus, YOLT, you only live twice!!
Scorpio: Oh no, the police are chasing us-- OH NO I FORGOT TO ORDER MY OWN FOOD-- SOMEONE SHARE THEIR FOOD RIGHT NOW
Sagittarius: Wait. What the heck am I doing. Aqua. What are you doing. One front passanger seat, for one person get off.
Aquarius: Q^Q
Sagittarius: Okay, how about we share, then?-- Oh poor Scorpo forgot to order food for them selves HAHAHAHAHAH!!
Scorpio: VIRGO SHARE ME YOUR FRIES RIGHT NOW
Virgo: HELL NO.
Cancer: Scorpio? The police are chasing us again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111 QAQ
Scorpio: I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cancer: Oh! You did?? :D
Scorpio: *GROANS* DON'T YOU GUYS EVER LISTEN *grabs Virgo's knife*
Sagittarius: NO!
Virgo: Guys, now's not the time to MURDER each other-SCORPIO PUT DOWN THE KNIFE AND DRIVE!
Cancer: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?!?!:!?!?!?
Scorpio: HOLY SHIT GUYS WE HAVE MOTHERFUCKING HELICOPTERS CHASING US NOW!
Saggitarius & Aquarius: FUCKING DRIVE FASTER
Cancer: I have a gun! I can shoot the people in the copters!
Virgo: How the bloody HELL did you get a gun?!
Cancer: I WON A GAME AGAINST ARIES! THIS IS MY PRIZE!
Scorpio: GUYS SHUT THE HELL UP AND JUST SHOOT THE COPS ALREADY!
Sagittarius: Yeah guys!
Scorpio: YOU'RE NOT DOING SHIT SAG!
Sagittarius: OKAY THEN! (grabs Aquarius)
Aquarius: What the-
Sagittarius: (opens car door and holds out Aquarius) TAKE HIM NOT US!
Virgo: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING! WE NEED EVERYONE ALIVE!
Sagittarius: AQUARIUS IS OUR HUMAN BODY SHIELD!
Aquarius: BUT LOVE WHY?!
Scorpio: SAGITTARIUS FUCKING GET AQUARIUS BACK IN AND JUST HELP ME DRIVE FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU'RE MAKING THINGS WORSE!
Sagittarius: (puts Aquarius back in) Aww okay...
Police Officer: THIS IS THE POLICE, PULL OVER RIGHT NOW AND NO ONE GETS HURT!
Everyone: Wait...CAPRICORN?!
EVERYONE STOPS THEIR CARS/HELECOPTERS
Capricorn: HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS!
Sagittarius: (brings out Aquarius again) TAKE HIM NOT US!
Virgo: YEAH PLEASE!
Aquarius:I would die for you anytime my love
Capricorn:awwww thank you, I love you too
Aquarius:NOT YOU, YOU SADISTIC BASTARD I WAS TALKING TO MY LOVE, SAGITTARIUS
Sagittarius:okay calm down *pats Aqua's head and pulls him back inside the car*
Capricorn: DAMN YOU. DONT CALL ME THAT YOU-YOU MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Virgo: GET INSIDE THE CAR!! *throws Capricorn in the car*
Scorpio: *drives away from police*
Capricorn: I swear. You guys are in massive trouble when we get back.
Scorpio: I SWEAR. I WILL MURDER YOU WHEN WE GET BACK.
Virgo: I still have the knife,
Scorpio: GIVE THAT KNIFE TO ME.
Virgo: Hell no, Cappy's my friend.
Scorpio: BLOODY HELL.
Cancer: Yo, Cappy, how come you didn't notice that this was our car????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Q^Q
Capricorn: THAT COULD'VE BEEN ANY CAR.
Sagittarius: Yea Canny, seriously, who pays attention to the detail like the plate number and all that nonsense?! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111
Capricorn: I WAS READING THE BLOODY PLATE NUMBER IT'S JUST THAT-- AQUARIUS WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?11/!?!/!?!?!?!?1
Aquarius: Nothing, mate. (says stuff because, like you know)
Virgo: SAGITTARIUS DO YOU EVEN REALISE WHAT AQUARIUS IS TELLING YOU?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?/1/1/!?!?!/
Scorpio: Oh, now here come the two who always agree with eachother, and who only talk nice to eachother T_T
Cancer: THE HELECOPTERS ARE NOW SHOOTING AT US, GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111
Virgo: COME ON SAG GET UP AND DO SOMETHING TO STOP THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sagittarius: OKAY BLOOD-SPILLER!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDD *shoots helecopters with bow and arrows*
Scorio: WHAT ABOT THE POLICE CARS!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?1//1??!??!?!?!?!!??1/1//1/.1//1/11
Cancer: OMG OMG OMG OMG THEY'RE STILL CHASING USSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! QAQ
Capricorn: Cancer HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!?!?!
Cacner: I FOUND SOMETHING TO USE AS A SHIELD SO I RIPPED IT OFF THE CAR AND IT PROTECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S REALLY GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Capricorn: O.o
Virgo: SCORPIO. DUDE. DUDE. I SEE THE WALL. :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Aquarius: So that's how you came into this world?? Lol the way I came here was by using that door over there *points at the store nearby* Haha, idiots
Virgo: Do you want blood to sp-- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT MATE.
Scorpio: SHUT UP AQUARIUS. WE'RE GONNA CRASH INTO THAT WALL.
Virgo: WHAT THE HECKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. YOU JUST WENT PASSED THE FRIGGIN WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!!1!!!!1!!!11!!1!!1
Sagittarius: Yea Scorpio lol idiot
Scorpio: SAG DO YOU WANT BLOOD TO SPILL--
Virgo: BLOODY HELL THAT'S MY LINE *grabs knife*
Capricorn: WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS EVEN BEEN DOING IN THE CAR WHILE I WAS CHASING YOU.
Cancer: I dunno, probs just having fun
Capricorn: Wth m8
DUBSTEP PLAYS, SUNGLASSES FALL ON CANER
AND AGAIN SOOOOOOOO EPICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
Aquarius: Actually, Cappy, the entire time, my love was being awesome, while the rest were idiots.
Virgo: DO YOU WANT BLOOD TO SPILL, AQUA
Sagittarius: Lol who's your love? XD
Aquarius: Q^Q
Leo: *gets pushed off the helecopter* *falls onto car*
Cancer: WHOAAAAAAA DUDE.
Leo: BRO. DUDE. WHOA.
Caner: DUDE. DUDE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE.
Scorpio: Seriously, where do these people keep coming from
Virgo: LEO?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!???!
Leo: DUDE. CANCER. CANNY. BRO.
Cancer: BRO GET UNDER HERE THE PEOPLE ARE SHOOTING.
Leo: Pshht, like those people would ever aim for the definition of amazing,
Cancer: *drags Leo under shield thing*
Virgo: DAMMIT SCORPIO TURN TO THE WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!1111!!11!!11!!1!!!11!!1
Scorpio: FINE *roughly turns*
Sagittarius: WHOA. WHOA. SATAN. WHAT WAS THAT.
Virgo: SHEET NO!! WE WENT PAST THE WALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!!1111!!11!1!!!!!!!1!!1!!!!
Scorpio: Fuvk.
Capricorn: YOU DO REALISE WE'RE FALLING OFF A CLIFF.
Cancer: AAAAAAAAAH!!!
Virgo: AAAAAAAAAH!!!
Sagittarius: *HEAVY BREATHING*
Aquarius: No.
Aquarius: BRO. SAG. THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU.
Sagittarius: Ya?
Aquarius: MY LOVE, ... DEFINE LOVE FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!111111!1111
Capricorn: Wth.
Scorpio: So, Leo? How did you um... come to Earth?
Leo: This cliff.
DUBSTEP PLAYS, SUNGLASSES FALL ON LEO'S FACE
THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO EPICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
Scorpio: Oh--
Before, the car crashes on the hard ground, there is a portal that suddenly appears. Everyone is safely teleported back at the zodiac world.
Cancer: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!1!111111!!11111!!11111!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!111111
Virgo: CANCER!!! JEEZ!!1 CALM DOWN!!!!!!
Sagittarius: YOU CALM DOWN. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!!! HECK YEAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Scorpio: DO WE HAVE THE MONEY, WE MUST HAVE THE MONEY.
Leo: What money.
Virgo: This money. *shows the bag to Leo*
Pisces: Pshht, Virgo Gemini won the lottery and won $1,928,374,617,274,638
Virgo: So what, we STOLE $1,928,374,617,274,638
Sagittarius: And SPENT $9
Aquarius: Which is EAQUAL to $1,928,374,617,274,629
Virgo: SH-SH-SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Libra: Omg that means we originally had the same amount :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gemini: Lol but I still have more than you guys.
Libra: We.
Pisces: Weewee lol
The signs soon argue about the amount of money they have. But why they do that. It's just a $9 dollar difference
The end :3
Story by
:iconchoccookie: :iconlittle-dollhouse202: and :iconshinysnivyforever:
:DDDDDD
But mostly by :iconchoccookie: lol
Btw tell me if there are any mistakes XD
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