ADDED: 05.07.2021
CONTENT: Zodiacs, medium scripts, completed
My first Zodiacs story. It's really, really dumb. Pasted as is because I believe the GIFs/emoticons here are pretty important to this writing XD
I dunno... this is just some short story about the signs. I just want to try something
(by the way, I don't think I've ever written stories in this style. Some of these actions are like, impossible for a normal human being to do and yea.)
Virgo: OMG LOOK AT THIS ROOM IT'S SO UGLY
(<-- idea taken from my brother lol)
Gemini: Nuh, it looks fine to me
Virgo: IT LOOKS AWFUL. NOW LOOK AT THAT *points to something on the floor*
Sagittarius: Look at what?
Virgo: THAT
Sagittarius: Oooh thaaaat! I remember that!
Virgo: NOW GO PICK THAT CHEESEBURGER UP!
Sagittarius: But it's not mine :T
Gemini: It's not mine either. ... Let's step on it
Taurus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Gemini: *is about to step on Taurus' cheeseburger*
Taurus: PLEASE DON'T TREAD ON MY CHEESEBURGER HE'S MY ONLY FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLDDDDD
Pisces: W-what about meeeeee!!! >n< *cries*
Sagittarius: Oh come on Pisces, why do you ALWAYS have to be better than me at cryinggg!! (<-- idea from an astrology blog)
Pisces: Because I'm talented
Aries: NO I'M BETTER.
Leo: But I'm the best. BEAT THAT! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aries: Um excuse me?
Leo: Come on, I'm a better friend to you than you are to me, so yea.
Aries: SO. What did you do FOR ME?
Leo: I got you a cake on Tuesday
Cancer: BUT I MADE THAT CAKEEEEEE!! dem u leho *pinches Leo's ear*
Leo: owewewewe!!! >n< BUT I ASKED YOUUUUU SO I COULD MAKE A FRIEND HAPPYYYYY
Cancer: THEN WHYYYY ARE YOU AND ARIES ACTING LIKE ENEMIES NOWWWWW??
Leo: BECAUSEEEE
Cancer: BECAU-
Aquarius: BECAUSEEEE OF PISCESSSSSSS MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Pisces: What did I do?
Taurus: You said you were a talented flyer (<-- spelling?? omg)
Scorpio: *throws a meerkat at Taurus* Are you really THAT stupid?! Pisces said that he was a talented CRIER!!
Libra: But I just saw him fly a second ago,
Pisces:
Capricorn: WHAT. MERMAIDS CAN'T FLY
Pisces: I'M A MERMAN!!!! *cries again for like 30 seconds or somehting and falls back down*
Virgo: *really big gasp* OMG. WHAT?! I MISSED IT?!
Libra: Okay... I think I really have to go check on Aries, Leo and Cancer to see if they're alright
Aquarius: Don't worry, I already sorted them out,
Taurus: Wait. You did? I'm not very used to you doing that :T
Aquarius: DEAL WITH IT
Libra: Hi, Aies! Leo! Cancer! ^^ How have you be-
Aries: *eats something* OH MU GOD THIS TASTES SO GOOD. LEO, IT'S EITHER NOW OR NOT SHARING.
Leo: HOLD ON A SEC!! So Cancer. What happens next?
Cancer: So then she wakes up from her dream and then says "I'm--
Aries: NOT SHARING! THE CHIP PACKET IS ALL MINE!! *runs away with the chips*
Leo: *runs after Aries* (Cancer is holding on to him because she still wants to tell the story)
Scorpio: ARIES, BACK HERE! RIGHT NOW! I ACTUALLY BOUGHT THOSE CHIPS MYSELF, YOU MORON
Virgo: Meh, *shares her own packet of chips with Capricorn*
Capricorn: *makes a signs saying "Mature people only. Got that?!" and puts it next to the chip packet*
Sagittarius: Aww come on
Aquarius: I know, right?
Sagittarius: I wish I had my own packet of chips...
Aquarius: Oi! Gemem! Wanna come buy some chips with me?
Gemini: Sure!!
Sagittarius: HEY!! What about me?!
Aquarius: You said you wanted your OWN packet of chips. Gemgem and I are sharing.
Sagittarius: Fine. >:T
Gemini: OKAY. So I'll smash this window open *jumps out of the window (trying to break it) but can't*
Aquarius: So... if jumping and breaking it, like what the people in the movies do, doesn't work, we'll just have to open it... LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE...
Gemini: EHNOUUUUUUUUUIUUUUUU
Aquarius: *tries to open the window* AWW GIMMON
Aries: Lemme try *tries to open the window*
Aquarius: Sure, okay, *whispers to Gemini* lol he's dead
Scorpio: *is rinning to Aries* GIVE ME MY CHIPS BAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!
Aries: *screams* MY CHIPS
Scorpio: I'M GONNA KILL YOUUUUU
(<-- not really lol)
Libra: Okay, Scorpio, you can calm down now
Aries: Uh oh... the chip packet's empty... COME AT ME. A HAHAHAHAHA
Libra: Aww come on you guys
Leo: OMGINEEDTOSEETHIS!! Okay. Cancer. What hapens next?
Cancer: And then she [insert what she does next here]
Gemini: Okay, if Aries can't open the window, we'll have to go out through the door. That sucks.
Aquarius: I KNOWWWWW >n< It's terribleeee *tries to open the door but can't* Uh oh...
Virgo: Oh my gosh. You guys. Who did this.
Capricorn: THIS IS BAD, THIS IS BAD. REALLY BAD. NO. NO NO NO. THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. WE'RE ALL LOCKED IN THIS ROOM TOGETHER. OMG
Everyone (or almost everyone... idk): *complains/screams/panics/omg XD*
Ophiuchus: *Walks past the window (he's outside by the way)* Hm? You guys? *walks closer to the window*
Virgo: Ophiuchus!
... Wait... *gasps* Did you do this...?
Ophiuchus: Do what?
Virgo: LOCK ALL OF US INSIDE THIS ROOM!!
Ophiuchus: Hmm... Lemme think... No, I didn't
Capricorn: YOU SURE?
Ophiuchus: Yes. I'm sure.
Libra: *happy gasp* OMG! OPHIUCHUS IS HERE TO SAVE US YOU GUYS!!
Yea. That's all I could think of for now. Yey :3
(also (like always) I can be too lazy to check for mistakes ^^')
Virgo: OMG LOOK AT THIS ROOM IT'S SO UGLY
(<-- idea taken from my brother lol)Gemini: Nuh, it looks fine to me
Virgo: IT LOOKS AWFUL. NOW LOOK AT THAT *points to something on the floor*
Sagittarius: Look at what?
Virgo: THAT
Sagittarius: Oooh thaaaat! I remember that!
Virgo: NOW GO PICK THAT CHEESEBURGER UP!
Sagittarius: But it's not mine :T
Gemini: It's not mine either. ... Let's step on it
Taurus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Gemini: *is about to step on Taurus' cheeseburger*
Taurus: PLEASE DON'T TREAD ON MY CHEESEBURGER HE'S MY ONLY FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLDDDDD
Pisces: W-what about meeeeee!!! >n< *cries*
Sagittarius: Oh come on Pisces, why do you ALWAYS have to be better than me at cryinggg!! (<-- idea from an astrology blog)
Pisces: Because I'm talented
Aries: NO I'M BETTER.
Leo: But I'm the best. BEAT THAT! AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aries: Um excuse me?
Leo: Come on, I'm a better friend to you than you are to me, so yea.
Aries: SO. What did you do FOR ME?
Leo: I got you a cake on Tuesday
Cancer: BUT I MADE THAT CAKEEEEEE!! dem u leho *pinches Leo's ear*
Leo: owewewewe!!! >n< BUT I ASKED YOUUUUU SO I COULD MAKE A FRIEND HAPPYYYYY
Cancer: THEN WHYYYY ARE YOU AND ARIES ACTING LIKE ENEMIES NOWWWWW??
Leo: BECAUSEEEE
Cancer: BECAU-
Aquarius: BECAUSEEEE OF PISCESSSSSSS MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Pisces: What did I do?
Taurus: You said you were a talented flyer (<-- spelling?? omg)
Scorpio: *throws a meerkat at Taurus* Are you really THAT stupid?! Pisces said that he was a talented CRIER!!
Libra: But I just saw him fly a second ago,
Pisces:
Capricorn: WHAT. MERMAIDS CAN'T FLY
Pisces: I'M A MERMAN!!!! *cries again for like 30 seconds or somehting and falls back down*
Virgo: *really big gasp* OMG. WHAT?! I MISSED IT?!
Libra: Okay... I think I really have to go check on Aries, Leo and Cancer to see if they're alright
Aquarius: Don't worry, I already sorted them out,
Taurus: Wait. You did? I'm not very used to you doing that :T
Aquarius:
DEAL WITH ITLibra: Hi, Aies! Leo! Cancer! ^^ How have you be-
Aries: *eats something* OH MU GOD THIS TASTES SO GOOD. LEO, IT'S EITHER NOW OR NOT SHARING.
Leo: HOLD ON A SEC!! So Cancer. What happens next?
Cancer: So then she wakes up from her dream and then says "I'm--
Aries: NOT SHARING! THE CHIP PACKET IS ALL MINE!! *runs away with the chips*
Leo: *runs after Aries* (Cancer is holding on to him because she still wants to tell the story)
Scorpio: ARIES, BACK HERE! RIGHT NOW! I ACTUALLY BOUGHT THOSE CHIPS MYSELF, YOU MORON
Virgo: Meh, *shares her own packet of chips with Capricorn*
Capricorn: *makes a signs saying "Mature people only. Got that?!" and puts it next to the chip packet*
Sagittarius: Aww come on
Aquarius: I know, right?
Sagittarius: I wish I had my own packet of chips...
Aquarius: Oi! Gemem! Wanna come buy some chips with me?
Gemini: Sure!!
Sagittarius: HEY!! What about me?!
Aquarius: You said you wanted your OWN packet of chips. Gemgem and I are sharing.
Sagittarius: Fine. >:T
Gemini: OKAY. So I'll smash this window open *jumps out of the window (trying to break it) but can't*
Aquarius: So... if jumping and breaking it, like what the people in the movies do, doesn't work, we'll just have to open it...
LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE...Gemini: EHNOUUUUUUUUUIUUUUUU
Aquarius: *tries to open the window* AWW GIMMON
Aries: Lemme try *tries to open the window*
Aquarius: Sure, okay, *whispers to Gemini* lol he's dead
Scorpio: *is rinning to Aries* GIVE ME MY CHIPS BAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!
Aries: *screams* MY CHIPS
Scorpio: I'M GONNA KILL YOUUUUU
(<-- not really lol)Libra: Okay, Scorpio, you can calm down now
Aries: Uh oh... the chip packet's empty... COME AT ME. A HAHAHAHAHA
Libra: Aww come on you guys
Leo: OMGINEEDTOSEETHIS!! Okay. Cancer. What hapens next?
Cancer: And then she [insert what she does next here]
Gemini: Okay, if Aries can't open the window, we'll have to go out through the door. That sucks.
Aquarius: I KNOWWWWW >n< It's terribleeee
*tries to open the door but can't* Uh oh...Virgo: Oh my gosh. You guys. Who did this.
Capricorn: THIS IS BAD, THIS IS BAD. REALLY BAD. NO. NO NO NO. THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. WE'RE ALL LOCKED IN THIS ROOM TOGETHER. OMG
Everyone (or almost everyone... idk): *complains/screams/panics/omg XD*
Ophiuchus: *Walks past the window (he's outside by the way)* Hm? You guys? *walks closer to the window*
Virgo: Ophiuchus!
... Wait... *gasps* Did you do this...?Ophiuchus: Do what?
Virgo: LOCK ALL OF US INSIDE THIS ROOM!!
Ophiuchus: Hmm... Lemme think... No, I didn't
Capricorn: YOU SURE?
Ophiuchus: Yes. I'm sure.
Libra: *happy gasp* OMG! OPHIUCHUS IS HERE TO SAVE US YOU GUYS!!
Yea. That's all I could think of for now. Yey :3
(also (like always) I can be too lazy to check for mistakes ^^')
No comments:
Post a Comment